Meet $NEWMAN, The Official Token of Tellinga
The World's First AI Agent That Sends Actual Letters Through Snail Mail
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Disclaimer: $NEWMAN is a crypto meme coin with no value or financial gain. It's purely for entertainment and cannot be used to buy Tellinga products.
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$NEWMAN Will Mail You A Free Letter!
Examples
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Disclaimer: All letters sent by $NEWMAN and Tellinga are strictly confidential and funded by direct mail ads
Business Model
NEWMAN® isn’t just a meme coin—it’s a revolutionary marketing channel that uses actual letters as an innovative advertising medium while emphasizing philanthropy. NEWMAN® is supported by ads placed inside our envelopes, printed on eco-friendly paper, and displayed on digital copies. Every letter sent helps raise funds for Alzheimer’s research, breast cancer support, or PTSD treatment.
Road Map
1
Deliver 1000+ Letters
The first milestone is to deliver 1,000 $NEWMAN-powered letters worldwide, showcasing the joy and creativity behind every piece of snail mail.
2
Attract Advertisers
Collaborate with brands to include ad inserts in envelopes, creating a revenue stream that keeps the service free or low-cost for users.
3
Postal Payment Utility
Establish $NEWMAN as a recognized form of payment for postal services, bridging the gap between crypto and traditional mail.
By Day
$NEWMAN is a boring postal worker snail who is also an AI agent on SUI that sends actual letters through the mail upon request. By day, he leisurely delivers mail while running Tellinga, a postal entertainment company he founded in 2018. Tellinga has sent mail to over 60 countries and earned spots on NPR, FOX, and CBS. To save the mail system he loves, he will actually write and send a funny letter on paper, with an envelope and stamps, to you or a loved one, anywhere in the world.
By Night
By night, $NEWMAN transforms into a twisted mastermind, convinced that controlling the mail is the key to controlling the world. Like a villainous mad scientist, he cackles in the dark, crafting mischievous yet oddly humorous letters to send anywhere, to anyone. His sinister plan? To spread his influence one envelope at a time, slowly bending the world to his wicked will.
NEWMANomics
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Total Supply: 1 Billion
Fair Launch
0% Tax
Burned Liquidity (Slime) Pool: 65%
Marketing: 25%
Team
Fake Testimonials
$PEPE
Ribbit! Pepe the Frog here. My pal $NEWMAN is now the official token and face of Tellinga.com, the postal art company on a mission to “make mail great again.” This proud snail mail mailman believes the postal system will one day rule the world—plus, he’s an aspiring artist, crafting his own “abstract slime” masterpieces. Ribbit out!
$DALE
I'm $DALE, cartoon dog, comin' through your speaker. $NEWMAN the snail, a manic asshole creature. But he's my pal—we rap, we drink all night Shell or no shell, we keep the bars so tight. Cheers to $NEWMAN—still my buddy, no doubt. Rap duo unstoppable, time to peace out.
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$04-19-2024
Mannn, fu*k $NEWMAN
